Types Of Love

According to this astute definition, among other things, love also means "8: a score of zero (as in tennis)". I knew that but it made me giggle nonetheless. Well, maybe 'cause I am quite immature sometimes and I have a weird sense of humor, anyway...

I started thinking about kinds of love. I came up with a few.



1.Love at first sight - the kind where you see someone and your hormones decide that your brain is worthless and your capacity to control impulses is just a bitch that should not be paid any attention to. So basically you fall in desire, pretty much you just want to fuck your brains out with that person and you don't think about repercussions, not even for one second.

2.Love at second sight - this one is different in that you may already have seen the person before; they may be someone from the group of people you usually hang out with, a new addition to the group, in other cases. They may be someone who is a friend of a friend of your friend. This one is not as crazy passionate (read oh my god i just want to fuck your brains out through your anus) as love at first sight, but it could be. This kind of love can be a bit leveled and it can be based on a lot more things than love at first sight. You can fall in love with that person because you have a lot of shit in common, because you realize that the chemistry is blasting, because you realize that you like spending time with them, because they challenge you in the way you want, and so on. It also has more chances of survival than love at first sight.

3.Love at third sight - this type happens between people who prefer the classic dating and not fucking on the first date scenario. They go out, have nice dinners, after a few dates they go out to dance, after another date they kiss and after a couple more dates they decide to "make love". I have seen this scenario happening in the lives of people who fit the profile of the Stepford Wife and the Handsome Rich Charming Man. It does not have to happen exclusively to people who fit that profile though, it could very well happen between cool people who just like to take it slow. This type can stand chances for survival.

4.Love at fourth sight - this type usually happens between jaded, depressed people. Imagine you are in a sucky phase of your life and you meet someone from your past who happens to be in the same mood. Well, what's better than being jaded and depressed alone. I'm not saying it couldn't be passionate, 'cause I'm sure it could be. So you decide that it's better to be with someone, even if it's an ex or something along those lines, 'cause it's just better than being alone. This one, in my opinion has chances of survival but mostly because of the stubborness of the people involved in the relationship. Think: they would never accept failure twice with the same person, the same scenario - so they become stubborn and decide that it's better to mutually make their lives miserable.

5.Brett and Reea.