Surprise

So when Brett came to see me in Romania we lived in this nice apartment. The only crazy thing about it were the sheets and this:



This thing was so random; it was sitting in the bedroom on a glass shelf beside crystal rocks and other such decorative items. The style was supposed to be minimalistic but this was just fucking random. Every morning I'd wake up and see this happy Kinder Surprise egg staring at me, grinning and supposedly being cute.

The sheets were killer. Literally. I don't know with what they were washed or treated or whatnot but they gave us a friggin' rash like no other. Imagine trying to do the nasty on rough sheets like that. Lovely, if you're into SM.

I will save the pics of crazy, kitschy paintings on the wall for another post but stay tuned - they are like the mother of Kitsch and they are quite unforgettable. Like that apartment...